So leet, the campaign I just beat
And a brand new set of guns are out out
New stuff, the free guns aren’t enough
To give me an edge in online bouts
I don’t believe that anybody
Fails to play with you, like I fail now.

And all the steps to play for free are winding
The terms of use we sign, legally binding
There are many things that I
Would like to unlock now
But I don’t know how.

But maybe
I’ll just buy it all as DLC
And after all
You’re my fun pay wall.

Such arse, there’s now a season pass
Was my wallet not enough for you?
This price, I’ve paid now more than twice
It’s not something I should have to do
I don’t believe that anybody
Making post-launch parts, are making art.

And all the steps to play for free are winding
The terms of use we sign legally binding
There are many things that I
Would like to unlock now
But I don’t know how.