IF $Game$ from $Publisher$ is interesting set reasonable = 1
IF $Date$ < $ReleaseDate$ of $Game$ AND reasonable == 1 GOTO Request ELSE GOTO Exit
:Request
IF $CatgoryofBlog$ != $PublishersNiche$ GOTO Exit
IF $PageImpressions$ AND $UniqueVisitors$ >= $PublishersExpectations$
obtain $ReviewersCopy for $Platform of $Game
WHILE $ReviewersCopy == undelivered sleep
ELSE GOTO Review

:Review
WHILE /proc/motivation and /proc/fun/ and /proc/sparetime exists write $Review$ of $Game$
ELSE GOTO Review
Publish $Review$

:Exit
quit

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