Well, I’m not the kind to kiss-and-tell
Bur I’ve been seen with Farah
I’ve never been with anything less than a nine, so fine
I’ve been on fire with Sally Fields, gone fast with a girl named Bo
But somehow they just don’t end up as mine
It’s a death-defied life I lead, I take my chances
I die for a living in the movies and TV
But the harderst thing I ever do is watch my leading ladies
Kiss some other guy while I’m bandaging my knee

I might fall from a tall building
I might roll a brand new car
Cause I’m the unknown stuntman
That made Redford such a star

I’ve never spent much time in school
But I taught ladies plenty
It’s true, I hire my body out for pay, hey hey
I’ve gotten burnt over Sheryl Tiegs, blown up for Raquel Welsh
But when I end up in the hay, it’s only hay, hey hey

I might jump an open drawbridge
Or Tarzan from a vine
Cause I’m the unknown stuntman
That makes Eastwood look so fine